Burn This Book


 By Jack L. Webb 

Foreword, Forewarned


This book is rated PG-17 for foul language, bad attitude, violence, graphic sexual material and nudity.  Yes I'm writing this naked.  Why am I writing this book?  Because I talk too much.  I have been told several times why don't you just shut up and write a book.  OK, you asked for it.  Another reason I'm writing this is no bitch English teacher is gonna take a red pen and write R.O.S. all over it.  Fuck grammar.  I'm writing this the way I speak.  In this book I intend to tell stories of my life and times with comment on politics, society, sex, sports and whatever else suits my fancy.  I  also want to talk about things that annoy me.  This thing could run 500 pages if I listed all of those.  Some who have read this called parts of it disturbing.  My goal, gentle reader, is to perturb, annoy and possibly offend.    You can offend all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can't offend all of the people all of the time.  Well, at least I try.  If you are not offended by at least one thing is this book either I failed to do my job, or you are as big an asshole as me.  So please, buy my book.  After you've read it and I've ticked you off good, then you can burn it.  So join me in fear and self-loathing.  All of these stories are true, only the names have been changed to protect the guilty.